Can you feel the love?

The scene: Nat and her family have just finished eating a delicious Ukrainian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with almost all twelve meatless dishes, each one made by either her mom or her grandma. Everyone is happy and stuffed and the table is cleared for games.

Mom: Let's play that card game Asshole!

Nat: Which card game, bitch?


I hope you have a fantastic Christmas filled with happy chaos or peaceful rest, whichever tickles your fancy.

I'm sorry, too

My popcorn is judging me.