Saturday, September 12, 2009

Insulted by the mail

Why? Why did I receive this in the mail, addressed to me and everything? How did I get on this mailing list? The woman on the envelope looks older than my mom.

Look how she's reaching for me, like she's saying, "Just a little bit closer, my pretty...muuuaaaahahahaha!"


  1. Run, or else she'll get you and your little dog, too!!

    I'm still trying to figure out why a magazine for women over 40 is called Go GIRL?? By 40, should you not have progressed beyond girlhood?

    Or maybe it's a magazine for really immature 40-year-olds who still screw over their friends by being all sickly nice to their faces and then stabbing them in the head when they walk away?

    Like Mean Girls, now with grey hair and bifocals!

  2. I KNOW! I started ranting about that after the initial shock of finding this in my mailbox settled down a bit. But if they're aiming for immature 40-year-olds, I guess I'll be their target audience in 6 more years.

  3. I think when they are saying over 40, they mean over 65. It is a bit like how they changed clothing sizes to make everyone feel skinnier. It is why you only need to be 55 now to be part of AARP.