Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Conversation with a cat, pt 2

Nat: I'm having people over in a couple of days, Lucy. I want you to be on your best behaviour, okay?

Lucy: People? Yay! I love people! I'm going to tell them all about how you torture me so they'll feel sorry for me and pet me and pay attention to me.

Nat: Don't bother. I've already warned them that you lie.

Lucy: I'm going to tell them about the beatings!

Nat: They won't believe it. They know I adore you.

Lucy: I'll tell them you send me to the dungeon when you leave.

Nat: Lucy, they know I live in an apartment.

Lucy: Well then I'll tell them how you lock me up while you're away.

Nat: If, by "lock you up" you mean "let you have free reign of the entire apartment except my bedroom," then sure - tell them.

Lucy: What about the water torture? You can't deny THAT actually happened!

Nat: I'll let them know it was because you decided to climb up the chimney and got yourself covered in soot. I think they'll be on my side.

Lucy: Um...what if I just purr and tilt my head a bit. Do you think they'll pet me then?

Nat: Oh definitely.


On the inside, looking out

9 comments:

  1. Awww, she's adorable - I'd definitely be petting and fawning over her if I visited. And then my cats would be jealous when I came home and they smelled her scent on me. LOL.

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  2. You are being featured on Five Star Friday:
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  3. Thanks, whoever submitted me for FSF! Y'all are swell.

    PS: Lucy behaved herself during the party and her lies were minimal. In fact, everyone was threatening to take her home with them.

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  4. Cats, eh? Cats. Those darn cats. AGF's cats have started to redecorate when they're at my place, by tearing down shreds of wallpaper from my computer room. Oh well, I wanted to redecorate that one anyway.

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  5. I was visiting a friend and observed her cat sitting on the floor a few feet away ignoring us and staring blankly at the wall her eyes not really focused on anything. "What do you think she is thinking I ask my friend"---she kinda smiled, shrugged, "Kitty kat things no doubt."

    Gary (old dude)
    http://threescoreplusten.blogspot.com/

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  6. It's hard to think deep thoughts when your brain is the size of a pea.

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  7. Oh yeah. I'd be petting all over that critter. I'm a sucker for a head tilt and a bit of a purr.

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